So of course Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were the best ever last night. Here's their full monologue. [via The Clearly Dope]  
 

We thought Amy Poehler's fake nominee name was "Darcy St. Butt" but "Budge" is still pretty good. [via BuzzFeed]  




Thank god Selma Hayek was presenting with Paul Rudd when there was a technical difficulty with one of the teleprompters. It could've been much worse. That being said, it was still pretty bad.  


Tommy Lee Jones was absolutely furious all night long, and it was glorious. [via BuzzFeed]


Hurray for Jennifer Lawrence's First Wives Club reference in her acceptance speech!


Not only will Mel Gibson's reaction shots to Jodie Foster's bananas/touching speech keep us up for days, the penultimate reaction shot is now a meme. May we introduce you to Confused Mel Gibson?




The best cut of the night  (IMHO) goes to the cut to Taylor Swift during Adele's acceptance speech. Gurl is looking salty. We're disappointed that they didn't cut to her during Tina Fey's joke at her expense.




We could watch Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig do this forever. Should we put in a bid for them to host next year?


Glenn Close pretending to be drunk. [via BuzzFeed]




We loved when Eric Fellner threw shade at Anne Hathaway for superseding his speech (starts at 1:27).


Jack Black's mom is so cute! Are we crazy or does she kind of look like the random lady in those horrible Pepsi ads that were playing throughout the show? [via Little Mathi]

And now on to the usual stuff...


Windows watches you sleep at night. [via Laughter Key]



Need a LEGO light? [via The Clearly Dope]


This turtle loves to watch you leave. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]


Things that exist: a banana-shaped, banana-flavored ice-cream in an edible gelatin banana-skin.


Just a googly eye skull. [via This Isn't Happiness]



Need this trompe l'oeil '70s pants suit gown! [via Laughing Squid]