Basically this is the face Peyton Manning made the entire night. Sad times. [Buzzfeed]
His bro Eli was just as sad. Your "Fuck this" reaction shot for 2014, right here folks. [@Jose3030]
Paul McCartney eating pizza during the game, giving no shizzes. #TeamZa. [Buzzfeed]
Oh, also this. Bruno Mars is quickly nearing National Treasure status. [Reddit]
In other news, H&M's David Beckham Super Bowl commercial revealed that he has no body hair. Also, he is a magic sex person. [DailyMail]
That big Seinfeld reunion everyone was freaking about last week was really just for a dumb dumb commercial. Womp womp. Boo!
Did Homer Simpson not call this? [Reddit]
OMG, Joe Namath's TRADITIONAL FUR COAT. He looked like a Long Island nana embalmed in self-tanner and hairspray. Get it, gurl! [ABC]
Also, this. [Reddit]
Meanwhile, it was Seth Meyers' final SNL episode this weekend. Stefon, Amy Poehler and Andy Samberg showed up to bid him farewell and it was the best.