Rick Santorum said 'hands' like 5 million times during his RNC speech last night. Buzzfeed put together this handy, handsy super-cut.



Love that band. [MouthRadio]



Cauliflower dog looks through your window at night. [TheClearlyDope]



Modern Family creator Steve Levitan crafted the perfect 'Oh Hell to the No' tweet in response to Ann Romney's comment that the ABC sitcom is her favorite show. [PopCultureBrain]




P.S., This is the correct way to pronounce 'Ryan Lochte.' We've all been so, so off. [RatsOff via Max Silvestri]



Assassin cat (alias "ninja cat") is highly skilled in covert stuffed animal warfare. [FYeahDementia; Jezebel]



George Clinton is right. [RoboShark]



Butts on butts. [GemmaCorrell]



Oh dear, Fox News-caption-writer. [ImWithKanye]



But what if botched restoration Jesus had googly eyes? Now we're talking. [Reddit]



Play this slide whistle sound effect for maxim stretchiness. [AlsoHere; GIF by Cari Vander Yacht]



NY is never going to get a girlfriend! [TastefullyOffensive]



Bird, ball, bounce, BOOM. [Coinfarts]