Downton Abbey's Hugh Bonneville ripped open his shirt at the end of a recent Television Critics Association panel to reveal this amazing "Free Bates" shirt. [LaughterKey]



Watch a video of Jinx, the awesomely defiant pup who was like, "Not today, tricks" at a recent dog show. [Buzzfeed]



Never stop. [BadTVBlog]




A 100% accurate flowchart of why you're not getting anything done. [DogHouseDiaries via HuffPo]



Clean up on Aisle Gross. [DailyWhat via Buzzfeed]




Andrew WK has an amazing new pizza guitar. Here's a Pitchfork Weekly video of him shredding some tasty licks starting at at 1:35. "It was pizza, bitch!" [ThatsNerdalicious]



Think we just found the next Papermag book club read... [AfternoonSnoozeButton]



Ever wonder what you could with that old Furby lying around? You're welcome. [via Paris Hilton Sex Slave]



And that's it! [RatsOff, originally from Boogiewoogiebellevuenights]



Worlds Best ZMOMbie. [Reddit]

Slow news day. [via Tall Whitney]