Here's Kim Kardashian acting in the trailer for Tyler Perry's new movie, Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. [Dlisted]

How will this man ever trust a trust fall again? [TastefullyOffensive]
Pizza Hut in Singapore is now serving "Double Sensation" pizza, which is basically a pizza WITHIN a pizza WITHIN the night terrors that wake Mario Batali screaming at 3 a.m. There are two crusts: One that is made of cheesy sausage and another that's just stuffed with a bunch of cheese. It's topped with turkey ham, sausage, smoked chicken, alfredo sauce, salsa, your endless, endless tears and a single maraschino cherry. [Gawker; BrandEating]

David Gregory serving Aunt-Linda-dancing-at-your-sister's-wedding-after-four-martinis realness. HELL YES, MS. SEXY GURL! Give it to us. [LaughterKey]

Michael Stipe's gonna be raking in some sweet iTunes cash today. [afternoonsnoozebutton]

Hay, horse, hope you have plenty of apoca-oats in your foal out shelter. [TastefullyOffensive]

Behold, the buzzed buzzer: A party blower that only works when you're drunk. [LaughingSquid]

The crown jewel of ugly Christmas sweaters. [Coinfarts]

Lay your weary head to rest on Cher's insane tweets. [Some-pig]

The best. Hope everyone gets their 210 empty water bottles this year. Morning Funnies will be back on January 2nd! [FYeahDementia]