Drake and Guy Fieri booked two tickets to Flavortown over the weekend and made what appears to be wings or meatballs or something. Where the F are your gloves, Guy? [Gawker]

Here's a video of two Shetland ponies getting married. Lil' Sebastian and Ladybug IRL? [Vulture]

Molten core of the Internet. [DailyWhat]

The time that Madonna thought she could cover "Santa Baby" while Eartha Kitt was still living. [PleatedJeans]

Would you rather eat a meat nativity scene


a holiday meat tree? [ClearlyDope; TheRumblr]

Track list for Taylor Swift's next album. [MajorTVJunkie]

Peanuts X Twin Peaks. [ThisIsntHappiness]

Too...much...awesome....in...one...photo. [AwesomePeopleHangingOutTogether]

Grumpy cat was having none of her Today show appearance this weekend. [Reddit]

The walrus was dog. [Reddit]

Sometimes we try to really make our hair look nice and put a lot of time and effort into it and it still just looks like bottom right girl, no matter what. [SwingingSixites]

God, Marlon Brando was the coolest.  [VintageGal]

This is part of an advertising campaign by NY fashion brand Nooka, but wouldn't it be so sweet if there were DeLorean taxis? NYC Taxi & Limousine Commission, you know what to do. [DailyDot]