Morning Funnies: Golden Globes Edition

by Elizabeth Thompson

As expected, hosts Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were the best.Their opening monologue featured a cut-away to Julia Louis Dreyfus puffing on an e-cig while Reese Witherspoon desperately tried to snap a selfie. So, perfection. [via Buzzfeed]

Clooney got owned in Fey and Poehler's best joke of the night. [ShyGirl364]

Here, just watch the whole opening monologue. It was excellent. Tam Honks!

Diddy awkwardly trying to hug Bono was excruciating. [Buzzfeed]

Living angel sent from above Emma Thompson came out drinking a martini and took her shoes off. [Gawker]

Gwyneth was having none of it. [Buzzfeed]

Amy Poehler, our current cover babe, got a shoulder massage from Bono and then made out him when she won the award for best actress in a comedy. [Vulture]

Jennifer Lawrence, master red carpet photobomber. [Buzzfeed]

<br/><br/>Aaron Paul's acceptance speech for Breaking Bad was eloquent, tender, smart. [<a href="">Reddit</a>]<br/><br/>

<br/><br/>Jacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech for some mini series we've never heard of was insane. When she wasn't taking long pauses and struggling to form sentences, she was cursing and telling everyone to go to hell. Actually, scratch that, Jacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech was the best speech of the night.

<br/> <br/><br/>We love Diane Keaton with every fiber of our being, but her singing

that one song from Girl Scouts during her tribute to Woody Allen made us

scream into a pillow. And then Ronan Farrow shut it the fuck down. [@<a href="">RonanFarrow</a>]<br/> <div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/></div>

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