Morning Funnies: Embroidered Kanye West Tweets On Etsy + Prison Reviews on Yelp

Good morning! [via Tall Whitney]

Yelp prison reviews exist because, as Buzzfeed's Katie Notopoulos put it, "First thing you do when you get out? Better review it on Yelp." [via Buzzfeed]

"Giant brain phone booths" spotted in São Paulo, Brazil! [via Laughing Squid]]

Cucumber killer whale. [via Laser Bread flickr/Tall Whitney]

A Super Mario-themed fish tank made out of legos. Sweeeet. [Tall Whitney via Laughing Squid]

In case you were curious, here's the first official shot of Lindsay Lohan and Grant Bowler as Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton in Lifetime's Liz & Dick. You can see another shot of LL in last night's Eight Items Or Less. [Oh No They Didn't via E! Twitter]

Perhaps unsurprisingly, someone on Etsy is selling embroidered Kanye West tweets. [via Buzzfeed]

Rumor has it, Madonna will guest star on Adult Swim's Children's Hospital. [via Laugh Spin]

Here are some seriously snarky fortune cookies. Something tells us this could be up Danny Bowien's alley. [via Lost at E Minor]

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