Morning Funnies: Cosette Whoopi

How delightful is this photo of Obama pretended he got blasted with lil' Spider-Man's web? [Buzzfeed via Jezebel]

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For your viewing pleasure, here's a handy Hollywood height chart -- who knew that Robert Downey Jr. and Javier Bardem are both only 5' 7"? [Next Movie via Vulture]

Bet you didn't know Whoopi had a cameo in Les Miz. [Thanks Alex!]

"Hi crayfish, what did you think of the movie Lincoln?" [via Coin Farts]

Even Freddy Krueger needs love too. [via Fuck Yeah Dementia]

But if you just leave 'em there, you'll start tearin' up my heart. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

The Miss Universe pageant aired last night, and an American contestant won for the first time in 15 years! In other news, Miss Venezuela -- in case you hadn't noticed -- has a real thing for chocolate. [via Shift]

In case you've been wondering what Chicago Bulls legend Scottie Pippen has been up to lately, here's an update: 1) He made an appearance in A Christmas Carol (as part of a Make-A-Wish gift) and 2) He's set to star in a new reality show with his wife called -- wait for it -- Big Pippen. Awesome. [via TMZ and VIBE]

This season, adorn your holiday gifts with some festive Ikea Monkey wrapping paper. Prepare for your grandma to give you a confused look when you have to explain to her that it's not a photo of Curious George. [via Twitter]

Don't you wonder what Big Boi and Martha talked about? [via Pop Dust]

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