Morning Funnies: Brad Pitt's Conservative Mom Writes a Letter to the Editor + Elders React to Dubstep

Most of us have well-meaning but totally cuckoo-crazy conservative family members, and so, apparently, does Brad Pitt. Here's an excerpt from a letter to the editor that Pitt's mom, Jane, wrote to The Springfield News-Leader about why good Christian voters should not support anti-prayer baby-killer Barack Obama come November:

Any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney's opponent, Barack Hussein Obama -- a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright's church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.
Mom, you're embarrassing me! [Via Gawker]

Truth. [NationofAmanda]

When filmmaker Jeremiah McDonald was 12, he filmed himself talking to his future self. 20 years later he's made a follow-up and, through editing magic, has a conversation with his kid self. It's funny and sad and makes us miss our dead pets. [LaughingSquid]

Whoever made this gets an A+++ in Photoshop's Sears Portrait Tool proficiency. [AlsoHere]

Bun on a slide! [Afternoonsnoozebutton]

Slash slash. [Afternoonsnoozebutton]

Older folks listening to Dubstep. We feel their deeply confused pain. [DailyWhat]

Carly Rae Gypsum. [PopCultureBrain]

All of our questions finally answered. [FuckYeah1990s]

Batman crab! [Reddit]

Tea time with Sir Whiskerface, who is stunned at the lack of cucumber sandwiches. [BunnyFood]

Alright, OK, another option. [PleatedJeans]

Poor Wyoming. [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

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