Morning Funnies: 100k Condoms Have Been Ordered For the Olympic Village + Morning Haiku

There's two sides to every story and this is a story we'd love to hear. [via Laughter Key]

"For the person who likes to get their buzz on, but doesn't actually like the taste of alcohol, comes this new product: AIR (Alcohol Inspired Refresher) a carbonated drink that packs a punch (4% alcohol), but you'd just never know it." Uhh...isn't that called Mike's Hard Lemonade? [via Lost at E Minor]

"Do not used if seal under cap is broken." So can we drink it or not? [via Bunny Food]

The official Olympics headshots look like mug shots (British gymnast Kristian Thomas above). [via Buzzfeed]

Looks like He got ya! [via Pleated Jeans]

Cleavage coozies. [via Laughing Squid]

WTF? [via College Humor]

Truer words never spoken. [via Rats Off]

100,000 condoms have been ordered for London's Olympic Village because apparently, 70,000 weren't enough at the 2000 Sydney Olympics! Glad to hear you're staying safe, guys! [via Fit Perez]

Hey, shaved heads require maintenance! [Tall Whitney via Pop Culture Brain via Srslywhocares]

Hands down, our new favorite Twitter: @KimKierkegaardashian. [via Buzzfeed]

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