Rating the red carpet with Mr. Mickey and that One Girl Who Works on the Website

We're still in the midst of the awards season binge and, going with this metaphor, you could consider the SAG Awards the pre-dessert cheese course (with the dessert, of course, being the Oscars). The usual suspects -- Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, Julianne Moore, Claire Danes -- and more turned up last night; scroll down to see whom we thought looked like a "glamorous Midge doll" and who looked like "Dolly Parton's granddaughter."