Meet Your Urban Outfitters boyfriend, a hilarious take on the Your L.L. Bean Boyfriend blog, but with way more beanies, flannel and corduroy. Who needs a mountain-climbing khaki-clad boyfriend when you can have a Red Bull-chugging, Ryan O'Connell-referencing beau who just wants "to live off the grid?" While Your L.L. Boyfriend has more of a swoony, 'hey, girl' feel, the Urban Outfitters Boyfriend tumblr has a darker, over-arching theme of hipster apathy and douchebaggery lurking in its nauseating Tropic of Cancer-referencing captions. Also, it's just really funny. Below, check out some of our favorite posts from the blog.