Matt Damon took over Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, duct-taping Kimmel to a chair and torturing him with appearances from various celebrities who were there to make fun of him, including his ex, Sarah Silverman. Highlight: Silverman talking about what it was like to date Kimmel in the clip above. More clips here.
Emergency glitter. [TastefullyOffensive]
The Internet does not like you like that. :( [KimJongChill]
Jumping the birthday cake. [TheClearlyDope]
Support your local Slothronaut. [Reddit]