Two mammoth forces have converged in the streaked, nebulous swirls of the cosmic heavens above, establishing temporary universal order: Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg are going to host a cooking show together.
The show, confirmed by Vh1, will be a competition/talk show hybrid where the unlikely (but absolutely necessary) duo will discuss culinary arts, and pop culture and celebrity news.
Descending from her copper grotto in the sky, Martha explained the show in full detail with Variety:
At our dinner party, we will exemplify America's fascination with food, entertaining and celebrity… [We] will redesign the traditional food competition shows in a new, different and very funny way.
Snoop also articulated just how perfect this union will be:
My homegirl, Martha and I have a special bond that goes back. We're gonna be cooking, drinking and having a good time with our exclusive friends. Can't wait for you to see how we roll together!
You will never have friends as exclusive as Snoop and Martha's...know that now.
The iconic rapper and Stewart have cooked together before, if you'll remember:
Tears. Rapturous tears.