In a unexpected turn of events, Martha Stewart, legendary entrepreneur, glistening lifestyle scion, and hardened ex-con, tweeted this photo to the Daily Mail, asking if they "knew" PR human and Kardashian familiar Jonathan Cheban.

"He says he is well known."

D.M. replied...

Martha then tweeted this iconic follow-up:

WHO. KNEW.

While this is clearly some sort of acerbic Martha gag, who is literally sitting next to Cheban at an event (sponsored by Daily Mail!) in Cannes...

...it's still beautiful, and affirms Ms. Stewart's rightful place as the true savior of social media, and true queen of shade.

The best part about this, is that there is a SMALL, shimmering chance that Martha is being completely serious.

As if nothing had happened at all, she followed up with these magnificent tweets:

Thank you.