Logan Paul has become one of the most popular stars on Vine (he's got nearly 9 million followers) through a combination of all-American good looks, a willingness to go ham on demand and plenty of backflips. If all goes according to plan, next year you should be able enjoy him for more than six seconds at a time. For now, he's so busy that it's a wonder he still has time to binge on Entourage. In honor of our Fandemonium issue, dedicated to viral celebrities and web stars, we asked him to answer some internet-y questions below.

What is the craziest thing you've done all year?

Drove to Vegas in two hours. It's a four-hour drive.

What is something no one knows about you?

I have a titanium plate the size of a quarter in my head. That's a story for another day.

What is the best thing about being you?

I never have morning breath.

What is the most stressful thing about being you?

The GRIND with a capital G, R, I, N and D. BUT I LOVE IT!

When was the last time you were afraid?

Pregnancy scare. Holy...

What do you have planned for 2016?

I'll have three movies released next year, one of which I wrote. Continuing to hone my acting skills and expand my brand… all while destroying the Internet with amazing videos.

When you want to get attention, what do you do?

Things no one else is willing to do because they're too scared or much smarter than I am. Probably the latter.

Have you ever used an online dating site? If so, how'd it go?

Nah man. Bad vibes.

Have you ever edited your Wikipedia page?

Do I have a Wikipedia page?

What is the first website you check in the morning?

Am I supposed to make a porn joke here, because I'm not falling into that trap.

What were the last three things you Googled?

1.) Do dwarves have night vision?

2.) When will I hit puberty?

3.) Kim Jong-un

Do you have a Google Alert for yourself?

Wtf.

What was the last show you binge watched?

ENTOURAGE!

What is your favorite meme?

#BootyHadMeLike

What did you eat for breakfast today?

In preparation for this issue, my breakfasts have consisted of a single almond and a piece of lettuce. Oh, and the runoff tears streaming down my face as I yearn for food.

Which do you prefer: Netflix or Hulu?

Do I look like a choch? Netflix.

What is your favorite social media account: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or something else?

FACEBOOK! Love how videos can go crazy viral.

Did you have AOL? If so, what was your screen name?

HAHAHA! I still have AOL! Logster96@aol.com.

What is your favorite online animal?

Super weird: the mantis shrimp. Google this son of a bitch; you'll be watching crustacean videos for hours.

What is the weirdest thing you've ever bought online?

Jesus… probably a thousand-pack of condoms and four gallons of fake blood. In the same order.

Have you ever slid into someone's D/Ms?

Yeah. But I wouldn't use the word "slide." That's too smooth. I'd say more like "skidded into their D/Ms and arrived with multiple flesh wounds."

Do you do your own social media?

Of course.

What do you want for Christmas?

A life-sized piñata of myself so my friends and I can all beat the shit out of it.

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