Over the past few months, two mad geniuses running a Tumblr under the name "Riveyoncé Cuoknowles" wrote a 31-chapter fanfic saga about the (unsurprisingly) dramatic relationship between Drizzy and Stevens. And just when you thought a chapter about Sufjan picking a fight with Drake over lemon poppyseed muffins was too much, Riveyoncé Cuoknowles have released a compilation of remixes that mash-up the two imagined lovers's individual back catalogs. The title? Six Swans, of course.
Listen to whole album below while you finish reading about the happy couple buying their first banjo together.