In her latest Instagram post, Lindsay Lohan reflects on mortality, and the onrushing tidal surge of time and gravity.

Apparently, much like tea leaves, Lindsay relies on wrinkles to see her future.

We're already well aware that Ms. Lohan--now a longtime UK resident, with a nation-less, otherworldly adopted accent --is a staunch proponent of British English, but the double "s" in this post is new territory, and it's wonderful.

I'm all four it. Go off, Linds.

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