Why hello. You think you're out here living a rounded, fulfilled life? Well, think again, because do you know who is obviously living and loving herself a lot more than you? Kim Kardashian. Homegirl is currently enjoying the fruits of all the turmoil she puts her body through to achieve the figure of a butternut squash, partaking in something of a MILF tour in Mexico.
She's also tweeting all about it.
Here we go, buckle on up, my sweets.
Been there, am I right?
Omg too wild, can't stop won't stop!
Excuse me.
That sounds like alcoholism.
Me.
GOOD GOD LIVE A LITTLE KIM.
Peddle your wares elsewhere, please.
No.
Stop trying to make fuel conservation sound sexy.
Haven't we all.
Join the circus, Kourtney.
Never say lit.
Late night banana-boating?
Confuse.
Just wanna look good 4 u.
Is Snapchat even a thing still?
SPELL IT RIGHT KIM #Despacito.
What a roller coaster. I am broken.
[h/t Elle]
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