This weekend, an absolutely perfect tweet from brutally smooth saxophonist Kenny G reached escape velocity from adult contemporary Twitter and skyrocketed to the social media main stage.

Behold:



Ten out of ten.

This immaculate tweet sent us down the jazzy rabbit hole that is Kenny G's Twitter account, and it turns out that in addition to being the best-selling instrumental musician of all time, Kenny G is also funny as hell.

We've compiled some of our favorite G tweets below, but before you read them, you should absolutely press play on this video to set the appropriate mood...


OK, ready? You're not ready, but here we go:

Kenny G today. Kenny G tomorrow. Kenny G forever.