</div> Here's a clip of Nick Offerman reciting lines from a sub-reddit thread called "Shower Thoughts." It's exactly as great as it sounds. [via <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK34L4-qaDQ">Mashable</a>]<br/><br/>Deep thoughts from Colby. [via <a href="http://knusprig-titten-hitler.tumblr.com/post/95284775545">Knusprig Titten Hitler</a>]<br/><br/> <div style="text-align: center;"><br/><br/><div align="left">Comedy/singing duo Garfunkel & Oates perform an ode to what goes through your head when you're giving a blowjob. Trigger warning at the very end. [via <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/20/garfunkel-oates-blow-job-stream-consciousness_n_5692682.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy">HuffPo Comedy</a>]<br/><br/><br/>MASTER BRUCE! Have a nice Thursday. [via <a href="http://tallwhitney.tumblr.com/post/95110266865/meanwhile-on-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians">Tall Whitney</a>]<br/></div></div></div></div><div><br/></div>