Internet, meet the latest addition to the Local News Interviews With a Well-Meaning But Insane Person Hall of Fame: Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker. In the video above, you'll hear about how Kai unwittingly became the passenger of a batshit crazy dude who thought he was Jesus and pinned a construction worker between his car and a truck before trying to attack a woman. Fortunately for everyone, Kai happened to have a hatchet and began beating up the attacker. "Smash, smash, SM-UH-ASH!" [via Uproxx]

We would totally subscribe to Geek's Quarterly. [via Tall Whitney]

Love this shot of Keith Haring reading a book in the street. [via Pizzza Time; Photo by Larry Ashton]

Feminist Valentines. [via Rats Off]

Attention everyone: David Lynch has an important announcement to make. [via Rrrick]

Buzzfeed has a fun round-up of dating sites you didn't know existed. One of our faves? "Cupidtino" for Apple super fans.

Are they still casting? [via Im With Kanye]

The Ninja does not mess around. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Lil B released a mixtape on the night of the Super Bowl and his album art is just .... wow. Freud would have a field day with it. [via The Fader]