"They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they're always the least funny on the writing staff," Carolla said of Hollywood. 'The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'"
In conclusion: women aren't funny.
Of course, the former Loveline and The Man Show host has the right to his own opinion. It's just too bad he's wrong.
But instead of disproving the obviously false, we took a look at the comedian's own unfunny track record.
"Quit your job and light a fart. Yank your favorite private part. It's the Man Show! Its a place where men can come together. Look at the cans on this chick named Heather." Poetry.
2. Ranting against welfare.
"This is what taxpayers do. We pay for you F-ups to crap out kids and yes, we should have some vote because we are your bosses. We're your employers. You understand?" Not really.
3. It's homophobia time.
"Every time I see Chaz Bono, my cock looks at me and goes, Huh?" Lovely.
3. Just ask "Mr. Hardware."
The shoppers are not amused.
4. Carolla explains Occupy Wall Street.
"We've created a bunch of fucking self-entitled monsters." Umm.