Here's what @SeinfeldToday would look like if it were a real show. *Shudders* [via Instagram]

ICYMI: Some dudes made a parody of The Chainsmokers' song "#SELFIE" called "#DICKPIC" and, well, it's totally 15-year-old boy humor but also totally funny. [via Hyper Vocal]

This "Should You Shop at Trader Joe's vs. Whole Foods" flow chart is amazing. "Do you absolutely need Thai chili and lime cashews?" [via Tastefully Offensive]

A question for the ages. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Bathroom of the Year award. [via Humor Train]

YES. [via The Clearly Dope]