If dog parks were gay bars. [Vulture]

It's the thought (you had as you ran frantically into a Party City at 8:20 p.m. on Valentine's Day) that counts. [Reddit]



We could probably swing that but let us check iCal and get back to you. [Funcork]





Your parents have a summer house there that you don't know about. [MajorTVJunkie]



The best kind of finger snapping. [CampBasement]



LL Cool Darcy. [LaughterKey]



A scarf that looks like a giant piece of pizza. (Only wear at home while having 'me time.') [LaughingSquid]

God that season was good. [ParisHiltonSexSlave]

Smash your half-full glass with a sledgehammer! [ThisIsntHappiness]

Behold: The Day Dreamer desk by designer Nick Demarco. Aside from a notepad-sized hard surface for writing, everything else is foam. Night night. [Inspirez]