If dog parks were gay bars. [Vulture]
It's the thought (you had as you ran frantically into a Party City at 8:20 p.m. on Valentine's Day) that counts. [Reddit]

We could probably swing that but let us check iCal and get back to you.  [Funcork]

Your parents have a summer house there that you don't know about. [MajorTVJunkie]

The best kind of finger snapping. [CampBasement]

LL Cool Darcy. [LaughterKey]

A scarf that looks like a giant piece of pizza. (Only wear at home while having 'me time.')  [LaughingSquid]

God that season was good. [ParisHiltonSexSlave]

Smash your half-full glass with a sledgehammer! [ThisIsntHappiness]

Behold: The Day Dreamer desk by designer Nick Demarco. Aside from a notepad-sized hard surface for writing, everything else is foam. Night night. [Inspirez]