Simon Doonan, writing for Slate, summed up his frustration with (in my opinion) the utter snore that was last night's red carpet fashion better than I ever could: "Is it fashion? No. Is it a parade of conventional prom dresses? Yes, I am rather afraid it is."

Speaking of Oscars looks: rumor has it that Anne Hathaway was supposed to wear a Valentino couture dress last night, but then saw that Amanda Seyfried wearing a similar-looking Alexander McQueen gown, freaked out, and had to do a mad dash to get a new dress. [via Fashionista; Images via Go Fug Yourself

Ryan Gosling is on the cover of GQ Australia. It looks identical to his other GQ cover, but it's Ryan Gosling so we'll take it. [via The Fashionisto]

To combat everyone looking boring, here's a spread in Numéro featuring Julia Frauche wearing high fashion in an airport terminal with some beast-like thing. I just woke up a little. [via Fashion Gone Rogue]

...And here's Jim Carey wearing giant feet to Elton John's Oscars afterparty! Now we're getting there! [via Go Fug Yourself]

Kenzo's new resort video by illustrator Mat Maitland is quite a trip and the most colorful thing we've seen all weekend. [via Press Release]

And, finally, a little bit of drama: After turning down $15,000 from DKNY to use his photos in their windows, Brandon Stanton -- the photographer of Humans of New York -- discovered that DKNY was using his photos anyway (just not in New York stores). Instead of asking DKNY to give him money, he's asking the company to donate $100,000 to the Bed-Stuy YMCA. [via Gawker]