Good morning! Here's a video of Justin Bieber getting hit in the face with a water bottle while performing in São Paulo last night. This is good for Justin. It's character-building. Just like a summer job at the local ice cream shop. [Reddit]

<br/><br/>Harrison Ford pierced Jimmy Fallon's ear on television the other night and it was so gross and made us love Harrison's crotchety old-guy-with-an-incongruous-earring ass even more. <br/><br/>There's going to be so many Craigslist missed connections for this person today. [<a href="">Mlkshk</a>]<br/><br/> <br/><br/>FYI, Tyler got a new bowl cut! [<a href="">TheClearlyDope</a>]<br/> Shop there for shopping. [<a href="">FYeahDementia</a>]<br/><br/>Thanks for keeping print alive, Satan. [<a href="">Mlkshk</a>]<br/><br/> <br/>Here's a video of a cow giving a bewildered dog a tender face bath. [<a href="">DPAF</a>]<br/> <br/>For the powder room. [<a href="">LaughterKey</a>]<br/><br/> Hello, cakes. [<a href="">Ratsoff</a>]<div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/><br/></div>