Good morning! Here's a video of Justin Bieber getting hit in the face with a water bottle while performing in São Paulo last night. This is good for Justin. It's character-building. Just like a summer job at the local ice cream shop. [Reddit]

<br/><br/>Harrison Ford pierced Jimmy Fallon's ear on television the other night and it was so gross and made us love Harrison's crotchety old-guy-with-an-incongruous-earring ass even more. <br/><br/>There's going to be so many Craigslist missed connections for this person today. [<a href="http://mlkshk.com/p/V9IR">Mlkshk</a>]<br/><br/> <br/><br/>FYI, Tyler got a new bowl cut! [<a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/65567638054/exciting-news-you-guys">TheClearlyDope</a>]<br/> Shop there for shopping. [<a href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/65757217093">FYeahDementia</a>]<br/><br/>Thanks for keeping print alive, Satan. [<a href="http://mlkshk.com/p/V9J6">Mlkshk</a>]<br/><br/> <br/>Here's a video of a cow giving a bewildered dog a tender face bath. [<a href="http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2013/11/02/cow-licks-dog-video/">DPAF</a>]<br/> <br/>For the powder room. [<a href="http://laughterkey.com/post/65930774907/wattyswallstuff-this-was-a-delicious-custom">LaughterKey</a>]<br/><br/> Hello, cakes. [<a href="http://ratsoff.com/post/65894700981">Ratsoff</a>]<div><br/></div><div><br/></div><div><br/><br/></div>