Most attention-hungry nipple: Lady Gaga's
Earlier this morning, Lady Gaga snapped a selfie to show off her vintage Mugler, but what she really exposed was her right nipple. Although we've all seen it about a dozen times by now, the Internet still erupted with excitement. (The photo has been removed by Instagram.) Gaga, do you even look at your pictures before uploading? Remove the shades for a brief moment, girl.
Worst Table Manners: Aviva Drescher
The Real Housewives of New York have been known to throw serious shade at dinner parties, or maybe even a glass of wine in someone's face, but Aviva Drescher really brought it to the next level by throwing her fake leg across the room. We've watched this horrifying season finale preview about 30 times, now like...
Best Sleeping Beauty/Angelina Jolie/Lana Del Rey Summer-of-Sad-Girls Think Piece: Johanna Fateman's in the New Inquiry, Lana, writes Fateman, "represents the real possibility of an unhappy ending." --Elizabeth Thompson
Best Quote of the Week: Perfume Genius' words on "gay panic."
The singer (aka Mike Hadreas) released his really, really good new single "Queen" this week, saying in press notes that the song was inspired by "gay panic" and all of the times he's felt his mere presence as a gay man has made others uncomfortable. Per Hadreas: "Sometimes I see faces of blank fear when I walk by...if these fucking people want to give me some power -- if they see me as some sea witch with penis tentacles that are always prodding and poking and seeking to convert the muggles -- well, here she comes." Yes, yes, a million times, yes. --E.T.
Best Forehead Face of the Week: Joaquin Phoenix's!
As noted in today's Morning Funnies, some people who were probably ~totes StOnEd~ discovered that Joaquin Phoenix's forehead, in a particular Her scene, looks like it has a small wizard-elf face in it. The things you learn on the Internet. -- E.T.