Ohmygod, ohmygod, is this guy Conan's secret love child? It's almost definitely fake but let's pretend it isn't. [via Hyper Vocal]

Arnie was so quiche. [via Tall Whitney]

Love this. We're totally scared of getting branded with a "G." [via Rats Off]

Ick, oh my, gag. [via Coin Farts]

Poetry c. 1994. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Here's a casual "falling-through-a-pro-shop-roof" convo. NBD, NBD. [via Tastefully Offensive]

I got pizza on pizza on pizza on pizza. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

Tuesday is brought to you by a teenage Kim Kardashian's thumb ring. [via 100 Years of Solitude]