1. DMX sings "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." [via @jaysmooth]

2. Pope Benedict XVI has joined Twitter with the handle @pontifex (@pope, @thepope and @popeben were already taken). [Twitter]

3. Cory Arcangel is launching a clothing and homeware line. [Financial Times, image via WikiCommons]

4. The NYPD is investigating a suspect in the KAWS poster theft from the Marc Ecko gallery last summer. [NYPost, image via NBC New York]

5. We love this ad for an anti-Mayan apocalypse S.H.A.N.G.A. (Still Here And Not Goin' Anywhere) celebration. [Brooklyn Weekly]

6. Here's a first look at Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs. It was announced today that JOBS, the upcoming Kutchner-starring biopic on the Apple founder, will close the 2013 Sundance Festival. [Hollywood Reporter]