It is Saturday, and you know what happens on Saturday? SATURDAY NIGHT. Yes, the bars are usually pretty much amateur hour, drinks are expensive, Uber will surge HARD and you hate all your clothes (am I projecting?) BUT you're going out anyway because you watched these videos and tonight's the damn night. These clips are from a Soul Train-eqsue Detroit-area public access show entitled the The New Dance Show, which ran in the late 80s-early 90s and featured a recurring cast of the motor city's sexiest getting down in a house music inferno. There are golden scrunchies, women wearing the hell out of pleated culottes, divine jeri curls, lime leather fringes, sensible pumps, a man getting electrocuted by rhythm, shy cuties, and cabbage patching as the lord intended it.

If you needed any kind of motivation in look, attitude, or vibe tonight, here is your mood board...