1. So David was right -- cool really is dead. According to a recently-published journal study, the word cool is now associated with "likeability, friendliness, attractiveness, confidence, and success." [via Flavorwire]
2. Watch Amy Poehler and Reggie Watts sing about hair on a forthcoming episode of Comedy Bang Bang. [via IFC]
3. Wanna be this Parisian guy's live-in muse? It actually sounds like a pretty sweet deal. [via GalleristNY]
4. Love these mugshots of super-dapper Australian criminals from the 1920s. [via Laughing Squid]
5. Oh my WORD. This mutant pig monster recently reared its hella ugly head in China. [via BuzzFeed]
6. Chris Brown -- yes that Chris Brown -- teamed up with Ron English on an art show that opened in New York last night. Animal NY was there, and reports: "An awesome artist Chris Brown isn't."
7. Daily Intel has an amazing gallery of people cleaning Sarah Jessica Parker's brownstone in anticipation of her Obama fundraiser on Thursday.