And now a report from our special correspondent Gary Pini...

Stop whatever you're doing and run to the nearest deli and buy all their cans of Cocaine energy drink. The manufacturer has caved to pressure -- from just about everybody -- and announced yesterday that they would pull it from the marketplace. Already banned in several states and countries and all 7-Elevens, the self described "Legal Alternative" has fallen victim to its own marketing campaign and will change the name after receiving a letter from the FDA claiming that they were pushing it as a legal alternative to the real thing. Three cans are already up on eBay and at press time, the price was $35.07 with 11 bids. As the seller/budding-copy- writer says: "Banned by the Man!"