Set your Hazers to pun -- Chet is back, already. It's been a tumultuous couple of weeks for Tom Hanks' kid, as he first engaged in wanton use of slurs online and then aggressively defended himself by claiming that hip-hop isn't "about race."

Now, he's wanted by police in London for allegedly destroying a hotel room after a bender that reportedly included mistaking makeup for cocaine, asking several women to sleep with him in vain, and trying to be recognized (also in vain). According to The Mirror, Haze kept bellowing, "Do you know who I am?" in a gesture most commonly undertaken by people who are in not in fact worthy of widespread recognition.

But we care about you, Chet. Come home! (If you manage to avoid getting arrested.) We'll recognize you.