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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Thursday, March 18

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Jersey Shore's Snooki Is the Next New York!

By Spencer Cherasia

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My new obsession and style icon is Snooki from MTV's new reality series Jersey Shore. Basically, MTV rented a house in Seaside Heights, NJ, stuck eight self-proclaimed guidos in it, and furnished it with a roof-top deck (hot tub included). While I admire the entire cast for their brazen confidence and love for everything guido, Snooki (known lovingly as Snickers or Shnookums by her castmates) is really the standout star for a few reasons. For the first half of the two hour premiere, Snooki kept it classy by taking shots of vodka with her roommates, getting wasted and stripping in the hot tub, and then falling down a flight of stairs and yelling at her roomies to hold back her hair as she puked in the bathroom. Talk about a good first impression! The self-described "Princess of Poughkeepsie" then proceeded to show up late for her first day of work, cry, and dial her parents on her duck-shaped phone to tell them she was coming home. My favorite part of the whole ordeal was Snooki's reasoning for wanting to leave the house -- it wasn't because she was embarrassed, but rather because she was used to being the center of attention at home and now her new roommates were ignoring her. In short, this bitch is BOSSY.  

I haven't seen a reality TV diva in such epic proportions since Tiffany "New York" Pollard from VH1's Flavor of Love. In terms of style, I think we can all take a cue from this sassy guidette. It takes big, erm, cajones to rock a dirt-color spray tan, hoop earrings, and a sky high guido poof and think that shiz looks good. I would also like to send out an honorable mention to JWoww for the daring neckline on her yellow halter top. Get it girl!

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Comments

snooki isnt even italian.. she is adopted from chile!!! what a fake

Posted at 7:18 p.m. ET on Dec 07, 2009 by rossa

I love snooki....she is freaken adorable!! Jwow looks like a crack head and adrienne is a too fat for what she wears ans sweet heart is just as bad as the situation...rock on snooki jersey loves ya!!

Posted at 10:54 p.m. ET on Dec 07, 2009 by lauren from jerz

snooki's a lardass and jwow's a fucking whore

Posted at 12:55 a.m. ET on Dec 09, 2009 by Tony

I love Snooki shes so cute!

Posted at 10:20 a.m. ET on Dec 22, 2009 by anne

Snooki is beyond weird but kinda cute in a weird sorta treasure troll way.

Sammie-LAME ASS who thinks she is hot.

JWOWW-Needs to sue the doctor who put those ridiculous bolts on her chest. Her and Tori Spelling must like having a tit under each armpit. Where is the cleavage?

Angelina-WTF? Who lied and told you you are hot?

Situation-Someone needs to beat the crap outta that punk ass SOB

Ronnie-a typical meat head, kinds simple but overall seems like a good guy

Pauly-WTF is up with the hair? Looks ridiculous.

Vinnie-Ever hear of the gym?

Posted at 5:29 p.m. ET on Jan 05, 2010 by Chip

shes part italian and part spanish you ass bag

Posted at 3:38 p.m. ET on Jan 23, 2010 by Anonymous

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