Eight Items or Less: Bernie Madoff's Tweets, Britney's New Scent & Hipster Runoff's "First-Ever" Party

1. Bernie Madoff Twitters: "First night in the slammer! :( Cell is kinda small. Gotta get some sweet posters or something." (via Jean's Blog)

2. The New York Times's "The Moment" blog analyzes Britney Spears' new scent Midnight Fantasy: "If Chanel No. 5 were a Jolly Rancher flavor, this would be it."

3. Sperm plushies

4. A woman's plan to trap her ex-boyfriend by allowing police to search a computer for "illegal images" backfired when the police discovered shots of the woman having sex with her dog. (via The Smoking Gun)

5. Hipster Runoff's Carles is hosting his "first-ever" party during the WMC in Miami on March 25, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m., on the Gansevoort South roof-top.

6. Monday's "leak" of the four American Idol finalist's names turned out to be false when Alexis Grace was booted last night.