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Posted Jul. 1, 2008, 3:44 p.m. ET
Peter Davis' Status Update: The Top Ten Socialites I'd Go Straight For
By Peter Davis
I’m a total gay, but sometimes a red-hot socialite makes me want to say bi-bi to my homo ways. Here are ten sizzling social beauties I’d go straight for:
1. Eleanor Ylvisaker (beautiful and nice)
2. Charlotte Ronson (then I could try and “get with” her brother Mark)
3. Dani Stahl (the most fun girl in NYC)
4. Tinsley Mortimer (sure, she’s my sister-in-law, but we aren’t blood relatives so…)
5. Rachel Roy (don’t be mad at me Damon, but I’m in lust with your wife)
6. Tory Burch (I’d even wear her sandals in public for a smooch)
7. Lauren Remington Platt (the newest beauty on the block)
8. Ali Wise (sexy as all hell)
9. Leven Rambin (she did just turn 18 so it’s legal!)
10. Ferebee Taube (throw her hot husband Brook in there for added fun)
Pictured above, from left to right, Eleanor Ylvisaker, Lauren Remington Platt and Ferebee Taube
Comments
nice PD : )
Posted at 4:18 p.m. ET on Jul 01, 2008 by Angela
Okay, here's a comment... All good choices, but do you prefer them in that order? Actually, I guess that is more of a question.
Posted at 4:24 p.m. ET on Jul 01, 2008 by Frank
I'd go gay for Samantha of the Ronsons :D
do dat!
Posted at 4:27 p.m. ET on Jul 01, 2008 by Aisha Attack
Such a good list!!! In my humble opinion, Charlotte should rank first though because she's pretty, nice, (and has Mark for a brother). When it comes right down to it, though, you're the red-hottest of them all.
Posted at 5:12 p.m. ET on Jul 01, 2008 by Steph
10 socialites that would let Peter Davis interview them naked (that's hot):
1. Lydia Hearst
2. Andrew Saffir
3. Fabian Basabe
4. Fabiola Beracasa
5. Sommers Farkas
6. Muffie (no last name needed)
7. Nanette Lepore
8. Luigi Tadini
9. Donald Trump
10.Edward Barsamian
11. John McCain while tapping his republican foot in an airport bathroom stall in Wichita
(In no particular order)
Posted at 10:03 p.m. ET on Jul 01, 2008 by B.M. Coady
OK.... so I am also a fag thats so hot for Tory. I met her recently at a party and she has amazing energy. Yum.
Ferebee is the sweetest girl on earth......
Posted at 8:09 a.m. ET on Jul 02, 2008 by Donny
Peter,
You always make me laugh so hard. You've gotten funnier over the years!
Posted at 9:01 a.m. ET on Jul 02, 2008 by Mike Boyd
So if I've been wearing Tory's sandals anyway, should I expect a smooch?
Posted at 5:18 p.m. ET on Jul 02, 2008 by LB
this is a great list. i would go straight for a night too esp with Charlotte and Ali
Posted at 7:24 p.m. ET on Jul 02, 2008 by scott
nice one peter. i would take me some tory tinsley and ali all at once
Posted at 7:35 p.m. ET on Jul 02, 2008 by JJ
I have to agree with you on Rachel Roy! ;)
Posted at 12:19 p.m. ET on Jul 03, 2008 by Robert
I feel funny having Charlotte called a socialite....
Posted at 6:41 p.m. ET on Jul 09, 2008 by Mr Mickey
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