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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Saturday, November 22

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Word of Mouth

About Last Night... The 2008 CFDA Awards Ceremony at the New York Public Library

By Caroline Torem Craig

Here is a little game called the CFDA Red Carpet Show. Which of the following are my observations and which are outrageous statements other photographers and writers made? (Check back on PAPERMAG tomorrow for the answers...)

''For the love of god, look this way Victoria! She's orange, what's that all about?”

"Tony Parker is pointing to her [Eva Longoria Parker’s] belly, I bet she's going to have his baby."
"You are so right. I rest my case look at this photo -- there's a baby bump!"

"Oh my GOD, there's Naomi and Andre -- who did their styling… Air India?"
"I bet the purple slippers Andre is wearing are not Manolo Blahniks.”

"Lil Kim looks like she's trying to sculpt a whole new body shape."

"Carolina Herrera looks better than girls half her age."

"LL Cool J, Tory…. Tory, LL Cool J, we now pronounce you a new hot couple. One photo is all it takes folks."

''Why is Rachel Zoe yelling at us? Cause we aren't taking her picture?"

"Who's older –- Candace Bushnell or Kim Cattrall?"
"I don't know but the answer is Kim's still sexy!"

"Why is Ashley Olsen in such a good mood these days?"
"New meds? Or maybe it's her new bushy eyebrows!"

"What did you think of the clothes?"
"Do you realize hardly anyone wore black!!"
"Yeah, thank God!"

Comments

This is hilarious,we loved it ,fashion should be fun to look at and read about especially for us that can't afford anything except H+M,TARGET OR CENTURY 21

Posted at 3:41 p.m. ET on Jun 03, 2008 by aly,misty,april and joanne

Is Victoria Beckam on permanent display at Jeckyll and Hyde yet?

Posted at 8:31 p.m. ET on Jun 03, 2008 by Monty

I wanna play!!

"Who's older –- Candace Bushnell or Kim Cattrall?"
"I don't know but the answer is Kim's still sexy!"

According to Darren Starr, Candace passed away in 2003

"Why is Ashley Olsen in such a good mood these days?"
"New meds? Or maybe it's her new bushy eyebrows!"

Heath left her all his meds.

Oh my GOD, there's Naomi and Andre -- who did their styling… Air India?"
"I bet the purple slippers Andre is wearing are not Manolo Blahniks.”

I'm so tired of that bitch! Naomi is getting a little tired too.

Posted at 8:48 p.m. ET on Jun 03, 2008 by Zak

Love the style, brutality and irreverence that only comes from Caroline! The photo's (esp Vict B) are stunning!

Posted at 11:03 p.m. ET on Jun 04, 2008 by Zero

where is my girl,Lil'Kim?

Posted at 11:37 a.m. ET on Jun 05, 2008 by cheetah

OMG where do I start. Mom always warned us if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing. Sorry mom. Wash woman Leon Tally and his ridiculous auntie J sweat rag, Candace B and Tina F all dressed up and not a hairdresser in sight. Ladies, bed head hair Not Fashionable. Who the hell invited Mandy Moore? Kim ( Golden Girl ) Cattrell, not bad for a senior. All this spewing is giving G a headache. Until the next party .

Posted at 12:31 p.m. ET on Jun 05, 2008 by G-Rod

MORE!

Posted at 10:26 a.m. ET on Jun 09, 2008 by french

I agree with G-RAM-ROD I have a headache from your spewing.you should only look like MANDY MOORE

Posted at 11:46 a.m. ET on Jun 12, 2008 by NEIL

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