It's Fashion Madness at Bernhard Willhelm (or so MM Hears)

Mr. Mickey feels like a traitor to hipsters everywhere but he must confess that after schlepping like a crazy person from Hussein Chalayan to the Bernhard Willhelm show and waiting for ages, MM left before the show began! Scandalle! MM was fatty-gay (French for pooped!) and his dogs were barking for mercy -- MM's new Stella McCartney for adidas ladies size 10 sneakers could use a gel insole! And in case you're wondering, MM isn't a tranny, they don't make the Stella for adidas stuff for the gents so MM wears the ladies. The point being that Mr. Mickey deserted his post and there is no excuse! Luckily the Cobra Snake was there to capture the moment in pictures.

Photo by the Cobra Snake