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Posted Jan. 3, 2008, 3:46 p.m. ET
The Monster From Cloverfield!
By Dennis Dermody
Everyone's dying to find out what the monster attacking New York in Cloverfield looks like and here it is -- not to mention the crab creatures that pop out of it. This Blair Witch Project meets Godzilla opening in late January is the one movie I can't wait to see!
UPDATE: So, it turns out this is a fake monster. Instead of kvetching about it on the comments board, buy a ticket and see the real monster for yourself! - DD
Comments
Is that the monster? It looks like a flea and sperm whale had a baby.
Posted at 4:49 p.m. ET on Jan 03, 2008 by Spyro
I cannot wait as well...I'm sure some film snobs would disagree but I love fun movies like this...and we get to see New York get blown up....!
Posted at 7:26 a.m. ET on Jan 04, 2008 by randy focazio
WHAT A DICK, THANKS FOR SPOILING THE MOVIE, THE ENIRE POINT IN ALL THE HYPE IS THAT WE DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS...THEN WHILE SURFING THE NET IM SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH AN ILLUSTRATION OF THE BEAST.....THANKS ALOT...MAY A THOUSAND FLEAS FEAST ON YOUR LOWER REGIONS...GOOD DAY
Posted at 10:07 a.m. ET on Jan 04, 2008 by JOE EDEN
Scare? It's CUTE! I'd love to buy the stuffed-animal version for my 3 year old!
Posted at 10:13 a.m. ET on Jan 04, 2008 by Cara Craig
Seriously! I did not need to see what the monster looked like - thanks a lot for spoiling the one movie I was looking forward to.
Posted at 1:34 p.m. ET on Jan 04, 2008 by Maria
im kinda mad a s well but ...hey I saw the title and could just not 'not look ...
Posted at 11:02 p.m. ET on Jan 05, 2008 by randy focazio
Way to employ fact-checking Paper! This is a fake design, never fear those who thought they were spoiled.
Hey Dennis, try journalism school again.
Posted at 8:05 p.m. ET on Jan 07, 2008 by Rob
Blog moderation! Easy way around lackluster journalism. Fail
Posted at 8:09 p.m. ET on Jan 07, 2008 by Rob
may be Dennis intentionally did this to throw us off from the mystery....good now its still a surprise...maybe it will be like the Sopranos and just go to dark
Posted at 9:49 p.m. ET on Jan 08, 2008 by randy focazio
Sorry this is a tad more off of what it looks like and second off all when you actually see the movie trust me, the beast is not the point of the movie. Its something much deeper and on top of that if you want to starve yourself of spoilers DON'T SEARCH FOR MOVIE INFO BEFORE YOU SEE IT theres about a 95% chance you'll run into spoilers
Posted at 8:55 p.m. ET on Jan 18, 2008 by GIRLWHO'SANNOYEDATLOSERS
This movie was scary like those little monsters but it shud had bin not all cam cordid it shood be like all movie. And that girl how had that rod in her chest thats inposibl.
Posted at 2:13 p.m. ET on Feb 26, 2008 by Joseph Cook
The monster looks only a little like the one shown here. Seeing this version will not spoil the show... Great special effects, scary at times... lots of action.
Posted at 1:31 p.m. ET on Apr 24, 2008 by Virginia Greene
Um...yea i can definetly tell that this was put up before the movie. This looks nothing like what you actually see in the movie. The monster was most likely smaller, way skinner...and the little guys that come off it are waist height. Find some way to take this off google.
Posted at 2:33 a.m. ET on Jun 09, 2008 by Thndrchunky
Haha! that picture is WAY off!
Here's a link of the official Hasbro collectible if anyone wants to see it.
http://www.hasbro.com/objects/products/imagezoom.cfm?img=/common/images/products/927009209ff_Main400.jpg&displayname=Cloverfield%20Movie%20Monster
Posted at 1:10 a.m. ET on Jun 15, 2008 by Micheal Randall
this aint the monster the monster lokks more weird
Posted at 3:24 p.m. ET on Jul 08, 2008 by Andrew
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