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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Tuesday, January 6

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L.A. Woman

Dancing With the Star Wars Trumpet Strumpet Stacey Hedger

By Ann Magnuson

Who said talent isn't enough? If I were judging this pageant, Stacey Hedger would win whatever crown she is competing for (Miss Central Iowa? Miss Greater Orlando? Miss Bridges of Madison County?) Many thanks to the just-as-talented-as-Miss-Douglas, L.A. art-rock choreographer Carol Cetrone for the clip above. I wonder if Miss Cetrone will be co-opting some of Miss Hedger's very special dance moves in a nearby alternative space in the near future? (Keep watching -- it happens right after the R2D2 squawks, during the Droid Dance Break... but wait, is she doing C3PO?) Alas, no performance artist in the world can hope to measure up to this terminal uniqueness!

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This is definitely a completely unique performance that surpasses irony , self-conciousness, and the depths of a belly laugh.

Poor thing. Where is she now?

Posted at 6:28 p.m. PT on Oct 11, 2007 by Glenn Nuotio

some body should have told have that was a bad idea...what was she thinking and i wonder if she watch'd this performace...she should have been boo'd off the damn stage and i hope like hell she didnt win!

Posted at 10:27 a.m. PT on Oct 18, 2007 by SPIKE STRIP

I am glad to see that she was blessed with beauty. Um. It will have to be enough. Or maybe she's very, very book-smart! A molecular biologist! God, I hope so. That's what I'm going to choose to believe.

Posted at 2:43 p.m. PT on Nov 30, 2007 by Brosti

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