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Monday, October 6, 2008

Monday, October 6

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Take That: Shiny Mama Body Glitter

By Alexis Swerdloff

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Hello, ladies and germs, and welcome to this week's edition of Take That! First off, congrats to Geoffrey, who won Cranium. He wrote in, explaining:

I have a very large head and therefore a very large brain. I need to test it and find out exactly how much info is being idly stored in that slimy gray material before Alzheimer's (who was that guy, Alzheimer???; was he related to AL Kaseltzer???) sets in.

Onto this week! We're giving away two little containers of Shiny Mama body glitter. They are quite adorable and come with a tiny little coke-spoon-esque applier! Tell us why you deserve these makeup products in the comment box below and we'll send 'em to ya! As per usual, the multi-talented Blaire Huntley models.

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Comments

I know everyone deserves to have a bit of sparkle in their life - but I really need a bit of a pick-me-up. There's a cute boy who keeps calling and I'd really like to take my appearance from drab to FAB before we hit the streets (or the sheets!)

Posted at 8:20 p.m. ET on Jun 18, 2007 by Lane Fulton

because i will listen to abba and be a dancing queen all night long with this glitter on!

Posted at 2:17 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by Shelbi Chew

pleaseeee, let me try them! I beg you! Vi prego, posso provarli?
Un bacio
Vi adoro

Posted at 2:21 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by LadygiuliA

Because I'm a Beautiful person, but not anymore so the sparkle will make me beautiful again!

Posted at 2:28 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by Paul

glitter's the answer to many of our burning questions, case in point: how do we win the war? glitter. who will be the next president? Glitter Sparkles. what should i have for breakfast/lunch/dinner? glitter, glitter and glitter a la mode. need more? i could go all day...*sparkle*

Posted at 2:33 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by lacey love

Unfortunately I can't afford to pay for plastic surgery to help accentuate my assets, so I was hoping that Shiny Mama might be the answer. I need to glitter, sparkle and shine! I'm a big deal around here damnit!!!! I'm not a mama yet, but one day I might be knocked up and this could really come in handy when squeezing a puppy out! Sure my vajahay will be stretched like a Sunday School taff pull, but the rest of me sure will sparkle! Thanks Shiny Mama!

Posted at 3:33 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by Leah Coghlan

Does Shiny Mama test her cosmetics on animals? Because if she doesn't, then I'd LOVE to be wearing her sparkle and shine so I can radiate good cheer to all people!!! And, well, I think I deserve it for asking that question and standing up for guilt-free products... cause if she does, then she can keep it!

Posted at 4:00 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by meredith

So i can alternately glitter my body and do tiny bumps of coke. Isn't this obvious to everyone?

Posted at 4:02 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by Earl Dax

I just want the spoon!! Kidding, but it would be cool to look like a disco ball, and twirl, and spin all night!

Posted at 4:49 p.m. ET on Jun 19, 2007 by Ally

I deserve to sparkle...I organized the intern box and took out the mail! Plus who better to sparkle then me!?! Plus...
I'm Rad!

Posted at 11:04 a.m. ET on Jun 20, 2007 by Annette

Leah-Shiny Mama products are NOT Tested on animals. CRUELTY FREE.

Posted at 12:12 p.m. ET on Jun 21, 2007 by Yana

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