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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Wednesday, January 7

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Mr. Mickey

Queen Camilla?

By Mickey Boardman

queen camilla and king charles

Not long ago Mr. Mickey read reports that those close to the Prince of Wales say the Prince is firm in his plans to have Camilla made Queen once he himself takes the throne. Now Mr. Mickey feels 1950s enough even talking about the monarchy because it's so un-modern but MM really feels like a Republican housewife (the political party not the anti-monarchy form of government) when he talks like he's about to talk. Now Mr. Mickey thinks everyone deserves to be happy and MM knows that Charles didn't ask to be born the heir to the throne. Still, we all have to play the hand we're given. And making Camilla the Queen is JUST WRONG according the rules of the royal family.
MM could go on and on and one but is getting upset even typing out this blog so let's just leave it at that!

Photo from Hello Magazine

Comments

Mickey, I know you didn't type this at 6 am, but it sure looks like you did.. I think you are just upset because something that is so dear to you and so beautiful by design may someday become common. Like, errr, a bridge collection, like skulls, like low-waisted jeans.. Perhaps, it is too late to be lamenting about the lack of purity in anything. After all, the world has come to appreciate the strength and complexity of alloys, Yet many a mutt owner can't stop watching the Westminster dog show on their GE flat screen TVs. And the Brits seem to gain from royal fits and misfits or there would have been no Elizabeth...

Posted at 10:03 a.m. ET on Jun 12, 2007 by sergei

Let's take a moment to appreciate this...

Charles the third, by the Grace of God, King of the United Kingdom, Canada and His other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

including King of Belize, Jamaica, Barbados, Antigua and Barbuda, Tuvalu et al.

Camilla, Queen of Canada, Queen of Barbados? Camilla, Queen of Jamaica...? huh?

it's 2007 and there's still a monarch of some islands in the caribbean!

Posted at 7:24 p.m. ET on Jun 12, 2007 by K.

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