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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Thursday, August 28

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L.A. Woman

Joint Chinese/Russian Military Excercise (plus The Simpsons) for MAY DAY!

By Ann Magnuson

YIKES! Happy May Day? No wonder NASA wants to keep those commies off the moon! But wait a minute, are the Russians even commies anymore? And with everyone scrambling to get their business into China, what does that make them? Or us? One thing is for sure, if these two superpowers team up we're all having Kung Pow Stroganoff for din-din. But what are the folks on YouTube saying?

Bezerek
Are you MAD really there would be no war there never will be. The Nukes and Neutrons keep world Peace, the US would never attack and Likewise there would be victor in a conflict just anhilation.

awml
Russia and CHina are strongest allies on the world! US have no chance against RUssia and CHina!

azn2k2000
Now see, this area might be one thing that we both have in common. I have no respect for bush or his minions. I would be the happiest person in the world if they impeached his ass. Having said that, having his as president is still better than living unider commie china.

NCD23
Since you're so convinced. I will propose the following. Can you drive to Bush's Texas ranch and enter one of the near by bar and yell out the thing and report back.

azn2k2000
LOL. Us guys the with the MBA are what feeding China today so you better show some appreciation.

Better order that Chinese for Dummies now! Meanwhile, on the lighter side:

Good luck Vladimir. That will never happen. Only a well-placed asteroid will do it!

Comments

One has to remember the power of propoganda.....when the russians showed off all of those weapons back in the eighties ...( when they were still a considered a superpower ) alot of those weapons were not real .....but props used for poropoganda or they were real but not operational;now look at russia,I mean we obviously have Threat from a people whose brain surgeons are forced to go into prostitution in order to put meat on the roof and food over the head... ...only we were insane enough to actually build a arsenal of nuclear weaponS ..and poison our lands with the uranium by burying it in our national parks....you gotta FEAR a nation that does that;it eradicates its own populace before the enemY can....I doubT China could top that...! ! ! ....I think as long as we have our pop culture to mass market we are in no serious threat.American Idol may be he most decisive and stategic weapon ever built to turn the enemies mind to putty....

Posted at 7:19 p.m. PT on May 01, 2007 by randy focazio

I dont doubt that asteroids had a hand in eliminating the dinosaurs ....but the world itself goes through "changes" ...and apparently we are between ice ages.What gets me is how things like crocodiles and horseshoe crabs...( living fossils )managed to survivE...other oddities like how some ancient insects were HUGE as opposed to the smaller ones of today......something always survives I guess....humans ( somewhere ) for the most part will as well....either in underground bunkers ( like military ones ) or other unknown privatized ones.....I wish I could see the earth in the next thousand years ....maybe the planet itself perpetuates catastrophes in order to eliminate or reduce the population growing on its back....I know that sounds all esoteric but its possiblE......life is weirD huh ....

Posted at 5:39 p.m. PT on May 02, 2007 by randy focazio

Call me crazy, but I'm going to guess, that they did not pay the royalties for Carmina Barata. Or whatever that butchered version of it can be called.

Posted at 8:18 a.m. PT on May 13, 2007 by NWLB

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