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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Tuesday, January 6

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Mr. Mickey

Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy in Barbados!

By Mickey Boardman

prince harry and chelsy davy Headline grabber Prince Harry was in Barbados two weeks ago with his Zimbabwean girlfriend Chelsy Davy. They went to the cricket world cup and lounged in what will be their last days together before Harry, who is a soldier, heads off to Iraq. Newspapers reported recently that Harry was making out with some hussy in a club but Chelsy seems to not be bothered by the scandalous publicity they both receive.

Mr. Mickey must say that he really has a warm spot in his heart for Chelsy. She's fun and cute and modern. Sadly her father is in bed with one of the biggest scumbags today, Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe.

Harry, the younger son of the late Diana, Princess of Wales is lovable but has a habit of doing really stupid things like wearing a Nazi uniform to a costume party and getting wasted in public and accosting photographers. Ah the kids today!

Photo from Hello Magazine

Comments

could you elaborate on mugabe's bedfellows? i am intrigued.

Posted at 5:25 p.m. ET on Apr 16, 2007 by sergei

Not literally in bed, but I suppose figuratively. Mugabe may be the worst scumbag tyrant now living. 20 years plus of power; 7,000 percent inflation; brutalizing his political opposition.

Posted at 11:14 p.m. ET on Apr 16, 2007 by Ron Mwangaguhunga

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