UPDATE: Blake's publicists Blake has "apologized" for the arsenal of ghoulishly offensive past tweets that have recently surfaced:

"Comedy."

Ok.

The Voice judge/Gwen Stefani's Myspace #1 in her top 8 Blake Shelton (who, for the record, I have never even heard speak) is under fire after some old tweets of his have unfortunately surfaced.

Let's take a quick into the murky waters of one man's deeply tormented inner psyche.

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In case you didn't know, a "deer stand" is an elevated post for mowing down deers.

Blake Shelton is not gay, and in a deer stand!

"Just me in mah deer stand," Blake said, sipping a Coors Light, in a very not gay way.


"Wait.. what?"

As a gay man, I must say, I do love Skittles, Blake!

I'm going to go home and deep throat a cucumber tonight in my worn-out Chuck Taylors, just for you.

-_-

Shelton's fixation on "gay" seemed to continue in 2012.


He also squeezed in some racism...

...and some casual misogyny...




The real stunner, though? This horror featuring a then-teenaged Dakota Fanning, and Amanda Seyfried. Because apparently all blonde women (including underaged women!) are interchangeable fuck-bots.

Gwen, girl, get out now.