TMZ is reporting that the only couple who ever existed, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna, are reportedly engaged.

Rob apparently asked the eyelash-mogul and former stripper last night, while her mother was in town; the pair (and Blac's mother) were seen heading into Ace of Diamonds strip club to celebrate.

Naturally!

Ms. Chyna was sporting a hefty diamond of her own.

The couple has had quite the dust devil of a relationship (literally 2 months), considering Blac Chyna is the ex-girlfriend and mother of Tyga's son.

Tyga has been dating Rob's youngest sister, Kylie, for more than a year.

TORRID ALERT!!!!

Nevertheless, I wish Rob and Blac Chyna a long and crispy union.

Congrats, you kids!!!!!