<br/><br/>Here's Tara the hero cat throwing out the first pitch at a minor league baseball game yesterday. The ball was on some retractable string thing but Tara kept effing up because everyone knows that basketball is really a cat's sport. Finally her owner just tosses the ball. Still, a TRIUMPH. [<a href="http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/05/tara-hero-cat-first-pitch-video/">Uproxx</a>]<br/><br/>

<br/>For all you <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response">ASMR</a> babies out there: Molly Shannon tells Conan O'Brien that getting patted down by the TSA gives her "head orgasms." (PS, Conan's hands are red because he had just done a segment before involving fake blood.) [<a href="http://gawker.com/the-tsa-gives-molly-shannon-head-orgasms-1579466572">Gawker</a>] <br/>

<br/>This cat is NOT about this performance of Let It Go. [<a href="http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/05/cat-turns-off-lights-to-get-girl-to.html">TastefullyOffensive</a>]<br/><br/><br/><br/>See back. [<a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/86241767411">JuliaSegalTime</a>] <br/><div><br/></div>

Weird, this is the only way you can wake us up in the morning as well. [<a href="http://laughingsquid.com/a-sleeping-pig-wakes-up-to-the-smell-of-a-cookie-placed-within-inches-of-her-nose/">LaughingSquid</a>]<br/><br/>The devil knows best. [<a href="http://fuckyounofuck.me/post/86332523342">FYNFM</a>]<br/><div><br/></div>