There are few words; Beyoncé and Jay Z threw a Soul Train-themed birthday bash to commemorate her thirty five years in this mortal coil ("I guess I'll do Earth years," she said).

The iconic singer's soiree was held in New York City last night, and raged until 5 this morning, and included an enviable guest roster of her daughter Blue Ivy, sister Solange Knowles, fellow Destiny's Children Kelly Rowland Michelle Williams, Serena Williams, P Diddy and Cassie, Chance the Rapper, Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz, Usher, Janelle Monae, and more.

Bey, wearing a ONE-legged glistening pantsuit, was, not surprisingly, the empress of the dancefloor.

Daughter Blue commandeered the mic for a special birthday shoutout:

Bey thanked her guests...

Little Mary J goes a long way...

Chance gifted us with some glimpses of the hallowed occasion...

Chance also serenaded the Queen during his set at Made In America.

Sweeeern.

In conclusion, may we praise P. Diddy forever for his wig.